The sheet is built on a Saturday in 2019 and it is a reasonable piece of work. Column A holds the years, column B the monthly contribution of ₹40,000, and two cells at the top hold the assumptions: 12 for the annual return and 6 for inflation. The twelve is not a forecast and was never meant to be one — it was typed in to see what the shape looked like, with a vague intention of trying nine and fourteen afterwards, which never happened because dinner was ready. The bottom-right cell reads ₹5,13,22,785. Seven years later that cell is the only part of the exercise anybody remembers. The household refers to itself as being on a five-crore plan. A relative has been told the figure. A decision about how much equity to hold has been taken with it in mind. And nobody, if asked, can say why twelve and not nine, because the twelve is not stored anywhere as a choice. It is stored as a number, in a cell, next to other numbers that are facts.
A contractor quotes ₹4,20,000 for the kitchen, on the back of an envelope, subject to the cabinet finish you eventually pick. Nine months later the family has planned around ₹4,20,000, argued about ₹4,20,000, and is genuinely surprised when the invoice differs. The envelope never said it was a bill. It also never said it was not.
A projection is a quotation with conditions attached. Once it is computed, the conditions live in two small cells at the top and the answer lives in bold at the bottom, and only one of those gets quoted at dinner.
What a spreadsheet destroys
The problem is not that the number is wrong. Twelve per cent may well turn out to be close. The problem is that a spreadsheet renders three completely different kinds of number in identical type, and after a few months nothing distinguishes them.
| Kind of cell | Example in this sheet | What can be checked, and how |
|---|---|---|
| Measured | The ₹40,000 standing instruction, and the date it was set up | Verifiable against a statement in under a minute. This is the only kind of cell that is a fact |
| Chosen | The 12, the 6, the retirement age of 58, the assumption that the contribution never rises | Not checkable at all, because there is nothing to check them against. Each is a judgement someone made once, in a mood, with a reason that was not recorded |
| Computed | The ₹5,13,22,785 at the bottom | Arithmetically correct and epistemically worthless on its own. It is exactly as reliable as the weakest chosen cell above it, and it does not look it |
How much of the answer is the assumption
The way to find out what a projection is actually made of is to run it again with a different guess in the guess cell and nothing else changed. This is the whole of [[sensitivity analysis]], it takes about two minutes, and almost nobody does it — because the first run already produced an answer, and a second run can only make the answer less comfortable.
Why the tail of the number does so much damage
The cell reads ₹5,13,22,785. Every digit after the first two is manufactured. The inputs support, at best, a statement of the form somewhere in the region of three to five crore, and the output is displayed to the nearest ten rupees — because that is what a spreadsheet does, not because anything in the calculation justifies it. Precision is read by human beings as a signal of care, so the tail actively increases confidence in the number in exact proportion to how meaningless it is.
- A precise number invites planning around it. ₹5,13,22,785 sounds like something somebody worked out. "Three to five crore" sounds like a guess, which is what both of them are.
- A precise number [[anchoring|anchors]] every later conversation. Once five crore is in the room, a subsequent honest estimate of three crore is experienced as a setback rather than as an equally valid draw from the same distribution.
- A precise number is hard to argue with. Disagreeing with it feels like disputing arithmetic, when the arithmetic is not in dispute and never was.
- A precise number hides its own age. The sheet does not display the date the 12 was chosen, so a guess made before a change of job, a change of income and two changes in market conditions is still presented as current.
Repairing a sheet you have already built
- 1Mark every cell as measured, chosen or computed
A background colour is enough. The purpose is not tidiness — it is that a chosen cell should never again be readable as a fact by somebody glancing at the sheet in two years, including you.
- 2Put the date and the reason next to every chosen cell
One short line: what the number is based on and when it was picked. "12% — long-run Indian equity, chosen Mar 2019, not revisited" is a complete entry and it does the entire job. Without the date, a stale guess and a fresh one look identical.
- 3Replace each point estimate with three runs
A low, a central and a high, and report all three or none. The discipline is that the sheet must never again be able to produce a single number, because a single number is the form in which this error travels.
- 4Add one line converting the answer to today’s money
Divide the corpus by one plus inflation raised to the number of years. It is one formula and it prevents the most common misreading of any long projection, which is treating a distant rupee as though it were a present one.
Somebody finally opens the 2019 sheet
The bottom cell says ₹5,13,22,785. The return cell says 12 and has never been changed. The household has been describing itself as on a five-crore plan for four years, and a decision about equity allocation was taken partly on that basis.
A 22-year projection of ₹40,000 a month gives ₹5,13,22,785 at 12 per cent and ₹2,86,71,513 at 8 per cent. What does that comparison establish?
2019 ke ek Saturday ko sheet banayi: ₹40,000 mahina, 22 saal, aur upar do cell — 12 aur 6. Baarah koi hisaab nahi tha, bas "dekhte hain kaisa lagta hai" tha; nau aur chaudah try karna reh gaya kyunki khaana lag gaya. Neeche wale cell mein aaya ₹5,13,22,785, aur saat saal se ghar mein bas yahi ek line chalti hai — "paanch crore wala plan". Aaj wahi sheet dobara chalao, sirf ek cell badal kar: 10% pe ₹3,81,26,972, 8% pe ₹2,86,71,513. Ek cell ne jawab ₹2.27 crore hila diya — yaani beech wale jawab ka 59%. Jo aapne khud tay kiya (kitna daalna hai, kitne saal chalana hai) usse zyada asar us andaaze ka hai jo kisi ne socha bhi nahi tha. Aur mehngai 6% maano toh ₹3.81 crore 22 saal baad aaj ke kareeb ₹1.06 crore jitna hi khareedega. Sheet mein bank balance aur andaaza ek hi font mein chhapta hai — isliye har andaaze wale cell ke saath tareekh aur wajah likho, ek number ki jagah teen chalao, aur ek line jodo jo jawab ko aaj ke paise mein badal de.
- A spreadsheet stores values and discards provenance, so a guess and a bank balance become indistinguishable within months.
- Re-run every projection at three assumptions and report the range — a single number is the form in which this error travels.
- The displayed precision comes from the software, not the inputs, and it raises confidence in exact proportion to its meaninglessness.
- Label each chosen cell with its date and its basis; an undated assumption cannot be told from a current one.
- Add one line converting the answer to today’s money, and never compare a sum of nominal rupees paid across decades with anything.
Mark it done to track your progress through the curriculum.